Here are some of the winners:
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
(I know, right?)
Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
(This is my favorite!)
Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
(If only this were real...)
Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic Fit (n): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
(I can totally see this! But, I totally can't say it!)
Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
(Hmm, brings back memories of Veracruz...)
Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
Does anybody have any of their own they'd like to contribute?
ht: Mean Jean